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whye do i need a maid lyk her?
she sits down there all day long reading mye magazines.
heys.
i bot those using my pocket $$$.
go buy them yourself.
and do your housework.
we hired you to do housework and take care ah gong.
not hired you to read my magazines and any olde how
read my notebo0ks and
PERSONAL STUFFS!
and don you dare open mye drawer and ransack mye things.
HEY!
the dustbin is full.
why don you empty it?
the toilet is dirty.
why don you wash it?
and when nights comes,
she eats.
and den POOPs on the sofa and watches tv.
she think she come here to shake legs and watch tv isit?
when she done with the tv,
she just go straight to bed.
***HEEELLLOO!!!
the dishes are still in the sink.
are you expecting my p0or ah ma to go wash it up.
but well.
it makes no difference.
you wash lyk no wash lidat.
the dishes are still oily.
and when we want to use,
we have to wash it ourselves.
impressive huhs?
and all of us are not even asleep yet.
you are the only one sleeping.
thick skin.
it only 9plus.
not even 9.30 yet.
-.-
some of you may ask.
why not send her back.
well.
you see.
my ah gong is down with stroke.
he cant walk.
we hired other maids,
but they come in SMALL SIZES { not as stated in the bio };
the agents say ' oh yes. she is big size '
but when they come,
she are even smaller then me.
OMG.
only this time,
we get a BIG SIZE maid who can carry ah g0ng.
FYI : ah gong is heavy. -.-
back to complainin.
when she opens the drawer,
she doesn close it back.
when a piece of trash is on the flo0r,
she doesnt pick it up.
she sit on the sofa all day long.
reading my magazines.
she Bathe JONATHAN,
den walks in, {leaving the kitchen & toilet lights on }
and POOOPS on the sofa again.
wow!!!
and we found our stuffs missing.
stuffs like money, notebo0ks, shirts; hairclips and even underwear{pink}.
she loves pink.
she talks to PRACTICALLY everyone on the street.
the pple are usually maids.
she walks on the street.
then suddenly she stops.
and CAT-CALL another maid.
WOW!
so friendly.
we don even see you toking to us lidat.
she always pulls a looooooong face.
as if we own her $$ lidat.
the worst of all.
she beats ah gong.
my p0or ah gong ];
for no reasons,
she slaps ah gong and go laffing like siao.
p0or p0or ah gong.
hey.
what if i tie you up,
tapp your mouth.
den i beat u for no reasons.
den i go laffting till i shit.
HOW WILL YOU FEEL?!
fuck la.
we don scold her.
as we need her to carry ah gong.
we need her.
yes we do.
maybe this is whye.
she is spoilt.
more spoilt than im.
no housework,
no homeworks.
no expenses {expenses are paid by us}
tons of free time.
sleep early.
wow!
if is the the kind of life that maids live,
i think everybody LOVE to become a maid.
shake leg,
and $$ comes.
like tai-tai lidat.
-----
phew.
enough of complaining.
i feel better now.
*SMILES*
shiqin is coming for tuition 2moro instead of 2day.
buhbye!
{ GO FUCK YOURSELF ; LIEN }
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