Before you start reading on or anything, test your Tongue speed yo!

READ FAST MAN!

AS FAST AS YOU CAN.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an old cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

hahas, how did it go? Fast enough?
now, read the THIRD word form each line starting from the top of the tongue twister.
*evil laughs*

You Are Elmo

Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do!You are usually feeling: Talkative. You've got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren't talking, you're laughing.You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you.How you life your life: With an open heart. "Elmo loves you!"

Your Personality Is Like Ecstasy

You're usually feeling the love for the world around you - you want to hug everyone.And while you're usually content to sit back and view the world with wonder...Sometimes you're world becomes very overwhelming and a little scary.

What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

You Are Socks!

Cozy and warm... but easily lost. You make a good puppet.

What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

You Are: 90% Dog, 10% Cat

You're a dog at heart - and it's not a bad thing at all! You love unconditionally, and you're extremely loyal. And while you may act silly at times, you're really quite smart - and a good learner!

Are You More Cat or Dog?

Your Inner Muse is Thalia

You are most like this playful muse of comedy.Life is all about laughter to you, and you're a natural comic.You make people laugh until their sides split.And you're always up for some play time!

What Muse Are You?

You Have A Type B+ Personality

You're a pro at going with the flow You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer A total joy to be around, people crave your stability. While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity. Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done You're passionate - just selective about your passions

Do You Have a Type A Personality?

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Your Brain is 73% Female, 27% Male

Your brain leans female You think with your heart, not your head Sweet and considerate, you are a giver But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!

What Gender Is Your Brain?

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I found all these in my archives of previous posts.
I still find it very ture in some of these. Thats why I posting it again :D
It's good to bore people with my blog. TEEHEE ~

Obviously there's something wrong with these blogthings codes. The letters are all so not balances. BIG BIG SMALL SMALL BIG SMALL BIGG -.-

PLAYED WITH A "SHOOT ME" SHIELD DURING MT LESSON.



Mood : Fuzzy lorhs
Song : One Step At A Time - Jordin Sparks
Just shifted blogpost bar lower to fit in imeem's player, OBVIOUS.


The weather is disgustingly HOT HOT HOT recently ~
Went to a school without aircon = hot = sweating.
Walked home without shelter or umbrella = hot = sweating.

Normally under these circumstances, humans will react in a very natural way.
ON THE TAP FOR COOLING WATER UPON REACHING HOME.
Or at least open the fridge door ,the fastest way for acess for cool breeze with nice aroma of last night's leftover. Yummeeee

Okay. My point is, my fridge is spoilt. There is a disgusting garbage stench when I open my frigde door.
Common sense tells me I better dont open it.
Next, I lived in the uppest (is there even such a word? Whatever, you'll get it :D) floor of the BUILDING, so the ceiling feels hot.
Then, I switched on the tap, I get free hot boiling water.
Yipeeee ! So exciting nehsxzxzx ..

SOOOO ... I bathed myself with sweat and shampoo! :D Most importantly, Sweat.
SO COOLHEART WARMING ~

dot dot dot ...

I wonder where all the cool water go... I wonder...
WHAT WRONG WITH YOU MANEARTH ? Walau!
RARHS !!!

O-TEH LAHS. CHANGE TOPIC .
*smiles*

I walked home with Emilinah today after captain ball practice! :D Chatted and stuffs.
COOL LAH~
Seriously, I have never see E5 so united last year. Maybe its our last secondary year so everyone tries to create their own memories. Yea.
Jiayou for Friday's match!

HO-HEY !! HO-HEY !!! *Jumps*

Heeheehee.
School wasnt as negative as the previous already. Im bringing more rubber bands tomorrow! :D
Hahas. Thats most probably one of the reasons why Im looking forward to school daily.
You'll get what I mean *wink*


You are probably bored and tired after reading this, so turn in early little kidds *pats head*

RUBBER IS MOST HAPPENING IN CLASS.


Mood : Blur
Song : A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton


Friday's school wasnt that bad after all for me and kjm at least :D
HAD WAR AT THAT BACK OF THE CLASSROOM.
Heehees.
Rubber bands shoot shoot everywhere! *laughs*

Weekend, sleepover :D
Meimei cut-ted her hair. :D
NOOB. hahaha

Im fully prepared to flunk my coursework B sibeh badly. No need to comfort me. Sobs!
=/

Now to satisfied you guys, Im changing my music codes to imeem's.
YEESSAH ~ LOADING LOADING .
Another thing I hate about imeem is that, they dont have the songs I want at times! Stupid.
And of course, some of the songs are of BAD BAD quality.

Im chatting with shaoqily now.
Its not fair he can reach chalet on friday so much earlier than I do.
Looking on the brighter side, I dont have exams! TOO BAD SHAOQILY~
* pull down lower eyelid with finger and stick out tongue * NEH NEH~

Lastly, I L-O-V-E XiaXue's lastest post about copycats and plargarism.

TO THE HELL WITH COPYCATS. Hurray!
ps, I have a copy-doer now. Hate it.

BLOODY BITCH SAYS IM AM NOT USING MY BRAIN.


pffts /=
Say whatever you want to. Cause I am so not listening to you. So talk to my hand you, fucktard.
Was it me or you who didnt use brain? HAHA. You cant even interpret that people arent interested in your lesson.
TSK TSK!!

Oh well ...


I am supposed to be trying out my star diagram now instead of blogging.
dot dot dot .
Coursework B is finishing today! END OF COURSEWORK!
YAY!!!
Thats what I have been looking forward to since the start of year.
Feel the excitment? FEEL IT ~ FEEL IT~~

HAHA
Wish me loads of lucks for the last lap of coursework ! *hugs*

TODAY WAS YET ANOTHER MONDAY.

Mood : Chill
Song : Ryan Cabrera - True
---

Monday blues. Out of 10 people I see once I stepped into the school compound, 9 of them have "mondays blues" written on their forehead. Somemore the weather this morning was so meant for sleeping. =/
Hannah, tell me tell me to stop ranting and complaining about school. Sheesh !

9 more days to be eaxct to family chalet! Woots!
Uncle 1 only managed to book one chalet. Tsk. So, many of us have to come back to my house to sleep for 2 nights! My house nearest to Downtown mah~
Thats only the worst situation only if we cant slim down to be a tiny ant by then ^^
Hahahahaha

Mei told me this on our way to school today :

Jie , Please remember to bring your BAYGON to school on wednesday.

So i stared at her real hard.

She replied :

Stop it before I say PESTICIDE !!! O.O

-.- !!!


Kua kua kua ~~

*3 Crows fly past*

AN DISTINCTION ESSAY
**** EDITED
Disclaimation :

Anything I have to say later now will be fictional. To take it or not, its not my business. You can't sue me for that. Its my blog. Too bad. * Grins*

Firstly.
I , Me, and Yours truly lovessss doing that subject until you came.
Its not that I am not interested in YOUR SUBJECT, its YOUR LESSON that I am not interested in. Since you do this subject too, you can comprehen this very well, I GUESS.

Thanks for singing lalubye to us every lesson especially in our V-I-Y { very-important year ; olevels}.
I think your singing works more effective that the newly improve sleeping pills! *Claps*
Other than this, you are a complete failure.

Thanks for booking me a seat right below your nose where I can clearly count your nostrils hairs.
*bow*
To keep you entertained, I will snore as loudly as I could right under your nostrils, but please be considerate and mind your saliva.

I LOVE MY FUTURE. EVERYONE DOES. Thanks for helping. But we prefer to "ruin" our bright future in our own hands. Screw this in your head.
We appreciate your kind gesture. But we dont need it by the moment. Keep it for your kids (if you have any.)

You need any pitching or toning lessons? I think my dog barks better than you do. My dog can sing " do re mi fa so " and "so fa mi re do" in a wide range of pitch and tones.
If you need lesson from my dog, call 999.
You are strongly encouraged to sign up for this course.

Did you say that that was your subject again? Wow, I didnt know you proclaimed yourself to be such an significant figure. Need us to present you an NOBLE AWARD?
Many students cant wait to throw rocks at you as a form of congratulations and appreciation cause you coined them another million bucksmisery subject to take in olevels.

Next, I DONT SLEEPWALK. Is sleeping any form of disruption during YOUR LESSON?
Consider yourself as an total complete failure because being in your career with many many years of experiences, YOU FAILED TO ENGAGE YOUR OWN PEOPLE DURING YOUR LESSON.
Haha, failure.
Are you sure you arent the one sleeping during your lesson? Cause, cant you sense it that many arent interested in YOUR lesson? O.O
Ooooo, you bored yourself out too. HAHA/
*hit snooze button*

I guess you will be most situable to become an nanny for irritating and hard-to-handle kids.
Cause they fall asleep the moment you open your mouth! Good job! *pats*
No worries, you will excel very well in that career. *Grins*

I scored an distinction for this essay. Are you proud of me, this smart student of yours, TEACHER?!?

Thank You.


I also wanna expree my gratitude to my english teacher.

Without her, THIS ESSAY WONT EVEN BE HERE.


Because of her, Im so motivated to write this essay. *bow*

*** This is fictional , once again. Dont be over suspicious. -.-

DURIANS ARENT SAME.

Mood : Frustrated.
Song: Geek in the Pink - Jason Mraz { Current Blogsong }


Hey readers!
I prefer eating sweet fleshy durians. & adults infer that as I CANT take bitter in life and etc.
-.- Poor inferences, I say!
I personally think the problem lies with those taste buds. No link to life skills and all. *Blinkblink*

Beach cleaning yesterday was awesome! Like what shadiq said :


"The only thing thats dirty here is the water. Lets take all the water back! "


True! The sand was so fine and clean unlike those weekends I spent my time there!
GAWD O.O
Seriously, I will be back there on weekdays only! Maybe during the chalet too :D
Digged for crabs, cant find any. Dissapointment. ):
Sighs /

Anyway, Im ready to go out to ahma house already! :D

Hungry~~ Im craving for Ajisen this very moment! * drools*

PRACTICAL SESSION OVER AND DONE !



Hahas, shaoqi-ly we shall see who gets that last laugh! * witch laughs*
Mine practical session over already^^


Anyway, tml is beach cleaning. Sounds exciting! But its kinda meaningless too, well, at least to me. I rather stay at home and ZZZZZZ.
True.
I havent have enough sleep all the time! Enough sleep to me = 14 hours of sleep.
When I hit that sleeping time span, my dark eye eyes will go off!
Sighs! I dont know why either.
But 14 hours is such a waste of time =x Half day gone.
I guess I can only get that amount of sleep daily after olevels.

*Curses olevels!*

I FOUND MY ENTRY PROOF IN MY SCHOOL FILE.

*SLAPS* I felt so stupid. After I flip my house over and over, I finally found my entry proof.
SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAPPPPPPSSSSS !!!!

Just to think that, I actually could be so air-headed. Nabei.
Now, my house looks like a tornado had just had its fun here. -.-
I'm very pissed off with myself now. * fold arms & stomp feet*

Just to think that I rushed home that day just to get my entry proof when it's in my bag!!
Busted.
AND! That made me looked like I just plunged into a swimming pool or something. Sweaty lah.
>;O

I AM NOT HAPPY WITH MYSELF NOW.
Cause.. the house, my room , my bag and everything is is a huge mess now.
GREATT ~

Change topic!

Shaoqi-ly just called me. Cheered up alittle. And thanks for offering to help me find coconut oil !
x33s !

" Good luck for your practical session tml, HORHS ~~
Dont Nervous Horhs~~ *smugs* "


Sibeh sarcastic lehs. Nehmind. Your practical session coming soon also.

REVENGE!!! WAHAHAHAHAH!

COMPUTER LAB.

Hey blog blog! :D Today is english prelim oral! =O
Wish me loads of lucks ! *hugs*
HAHA !

Currently now at computer lab, yawns. Got nothing better to do, so here I am!

Tml is fnn practical )=

HAIRCUT ):

Byebye long hair. I am sorry I didnt manage to save you from being snipped away. ):
For the 6 or more years, I havent have hair this short like now!! O.O
Nabei. ARGH!!!!

** Attention to the hair length!!!




LONG HAIR




Now, boooo ...


F.SHORT HAIR .



** I dont think I look like Fenny here, horhs?


Annoying! With that empty kind of feeling over my shoulders, I feel so insecure already ):
*frowns frowns*
GROW HAIR GROW!
I am going to talk to myself or hair rather everyday already. GREAT! -.-

TOM YAM :D

Yoyoyo ~ *waves waves*
Tomorrow will be a better day yo! :D

Shaoqi-ly changed his hp no and played a game of "unknown" with me today. I got fed-up with this unknown who smsed me with name stated is unknown. & kept telling me stuffs that I find it familiar... The tone was like uhs, irritating? WAH!!! Felt like wacking the person. =x
In the end, he said ...


" Me = Your Bro "


TT. Bohliao ~ WWey! Wasted my sms you know? *mumbles*
HAHA. Funney yet annoying!
But thats what made Shaoqi so "Shaoqi-ly" ! :D
*smirks*
<3s

I do believe in horoscope at times.
I mean its like, sometimes at the end of day of the the horoscope was true after all.
If only I can realise it early. But then I will leading a meaningless kind of life.
Ok, wish me loads of luck everyone :)

BASHA EVERYONE !!!


** Thanks everyone for the help today. Esp yvonne :)

EAST POINT .

Hey blog, I am back ! :D
I have submited my dpa application and hopes they approves it!
*amen + ahmitoufoh + throws bills into wishing well and pond*

Seriously, I have spent quite some time editing those word limit thing ( hieng im not that kind of essay person. *ahems*) HAHA!
Went to east point just now and bought quite a few things back. Everytime go east point also like that de. -.-
Fbts are out of stocks. Argh! I need it for my chalet yo! Hopes the stocks comes in soon enough.

I dont know why, but it still hurts at the eye corner. It has been red and swollen ever since I woke up today. Daddy wanted to drag me to the doctors. Sighs. Another heated conversation. & I found out something about what ms harveen had conveyed to mumeee indirectly. Sighs!

PIG ZZZZ.

*oink* I fall asleep at 7pm last evening ! & I woke up and its 11am this morning already!!
I miss my dinner and my supper! Hahs, I amazingly sleepy and tired lah you see!
I miss my breakfast this morning too.
Wonder if i got lose a tiny weeny bit of weight. *Smirks*
hmmmmm...

HAHA! I am going out to eastpoint to meet ahyi yo! Off to prepare!


Thanks uncle 2 for helping me and giving me that loads of compromising advise!

BURSARY AWARD.

Congrats to sis for getting the award. Woke up early in the morning to follow her to school to meet Ms Irene Ng for the cheque. Psssst / Her cheque is still in my bag! HAHAHAHA ~ tsktsk.

Watching get karl currently while sis is soooo crazy over her DONG JI YI JIA (X-FAMILY).
-.-

Auntie two just rang me up again regarding the bbq food! I ordered chilli crabs~ YUMMMY LA!
I cant wait for the Chalet mansxzxzxz. WOOHOOO! *flys*
Opened my mooncake spree already. *prays for overwhelming response!*

Omg, that portable dvd player is just so charming! :D

NEW SONG ! :D

Finish watching gong zhu xiao mei ah-leh-deee! WOOTS! I dont know how i did it again, but YES, I completed another drama. I like the feeling of watching and the sense of accomplishment after all this ! :D
I do find this kind of feeling after completing my maths sums ok!?
*Blink Blink*

NEXT UP, get karl!
=x
Ok la, I promised mummy that will be the last before my major exams. *Grins*
I just couldnt stand the temptation but buy the vcds.
WHO CAN HUH?
Its orginal version. But I got it for $10 each instead of $30plus! CHEAP CHEAP!
} Those who interested, I got it from my daddeee's friend video shop. (: {

LYRICS

看到你的微笑 像可口的櫻桃
笑著對我說你好 甜蜜到炸掉
快樂擺在餐桌 我好想吃到飽
喝一口浪漫 我就開始醉倒

偶爾需要吃醋刺激味蕾
好讓你發現我是多麼可貴
加一點想念 加一點冒險
幸福的滋味 我調味

拆開了愛情的保鮮
賞味期限是沒上線
憑我感覺自由來挑選
酸酸 甜甜 由我做主

品味著愛情的酸甜
賞味期限是沒上限
平淡濃烈我都不拒絕
酸酸 甜甜 都由我做主

猜忌懷疑曖昧 我都樂於體會
愛情是一種直覺 沒什麼絕對
我們天生一對 真心就是絕配
酸甜的回憶 每天都要回味

I seriously love this song! YAY!
I mean, I love this type of jumpy jumpy and cheery cheery songs that can activate my "get high nerves" .
YEA MAN !*booty shake shake*

Dont you find the tune & lyrics oh so cute too? sighs... /

JONATHAN :D





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ~
Cousins can really make me smiles like there's no tml. :D


*smiles smiles smiles smiles smiles smiles smiles smiles smiles smiles smilessmiles smiles smilessmiles smiles smilessmiles smiles smiles smiles smiles smiles smiles smiles smiles smiles smiles smiles smiles smiles smiles *


Ohs, L-O-V-E , cousins!!

SUEY -.-

Rarhs, mummy saw that bun on my head already. -TT-
Question question question. Sighs. What scared the hell outta me was ....


"WHAT HAPPENED HUH? I WANT GO SCHOOL SEE YOUR TEACHER !!"

Rofls.
She can go on and on about the dangerous of all the possibilities of what will happened if miss that forehead spot and blah blahs ...
Its just not my day today, mummy.

*prays bun will be gone by tml morning*


} edited {


夸张 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DADDY IS MAKING IS MORE ....... blahs. Forget it.
They are making me fume again >:O

Another thing,
Since young, I have been taught that if I did wrong or was in the wrong in any form, I will have to apologies instantly or at least just apologies laaaaa... THIS IS BASIC MANNERS. Tsk, are you trying to say you dont have even the wee bit of BASICS manners?! LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Im so speechless now.

爸妈都是为了我好，是吗？他们说，如果我再和你魂在一起，我就会毁了自己。所以，我只能对你说一声抱歉。
我真的生气了。
）：
为什么？？

SCHOOL .

Hahs, today had health checkup. Some kind of health checkup only lasted only for less then 3 mins for my turn..
hmmmm /

Dragged myself out of bed. Nice cool rainy weather = BEST FOR SLEEPING !!
Sighs, school ):

Played badminton in school and was super super SUPERRRR suay during P.E lesson.
Knock on the same exact spot TWICE!

OUCH! *rubs side forehead*

How i wish every PE lesson will be in this kind of weather!!!! HAHAS!

Not in the mood to post already. Back to my vcd! :D

HEY LOVES!

I am glad. Cause today, I found out that I have many many people who love me. (:
& with this,I am satisfied being who I am already.
I have cousins, uncles, aunties, Grands, friends and all who love me like hell :D
Even the Mr. Cold uncle shows his care and concern for me. Haha!

Its not that only today I found out their love for me. But its me who was reluctant to admit this fact. Yes, I deserved to be slapped. =x

Anyway, I just rang dad's friend's video shop with to help meimei check the status of her wanted forth coming VCD.
*Ahem* Im sucha a nice sister. YAY!
actually, i wanted to check mine too laaaa... LOLS!

With all these love i recieved, I asked myself why did I make myself such a failure?
Given with sucha a intelligent brain, why must make myself to what I am today?


Sleepover tonight! YAY COUSINS! :D


Happy Youth-day Yo!

COOKING & BURNT.

Olevel oral chinese : screwed.
& mummy blamed it on the burnt bird nest she brewed. FUNNY!

woke up in around 5am last night. Smoky house cause mummy forgot she was brewing the precious birdnest before she went to sleep. ):
Hieng only the birdnest burnt. Ok, maybe the wok too..
If not I wont be in the class photo today! Imagine that! SUCHA CLOSE SHAVE, WHEW GOD!!!!

BYEBYE $$$$$ !! D:

Or instead of wasting that good stuff, I drank it up! ZONGS! O___O
Burnt birdnest doesnt really taste that bad. :D
Eh what? Its not cheap you know.

Today was an very event-ful day. Burnt birdnest, smoky house, OLEVELS ORAL & photo-taking. It will be my last photo-taking as a class.
Sighs.
With 3 eye-split clicks and flashes, everything ended. Too Fast! I didnt get to enjoy and indugle in the process.

Halt and ended.

I AM JUST SO F.TIRED!



God, spare me please. *kneel down & bows*