Forever and always x.

AN DISTINCTION ESSAY
**** EDITED
Disclaimation :

Anything I have to say later now will be fictional. To take it or not, its not my business. You can't sue me for that. Its my blog. Too bad. * Grins*

Firstly.
I , Me, and Yours truly lovessss doing that subject until you came.
Its not that I am not interested in YOUR SUBJECT, its YOUR LESSON that I am not interested in. Since you do this subject too, you can comprehen this very well, I GUESS.

Thanks for singing lalubye to us every lesson especially in our V-I-Y { very-important year ; olevels}.
I think your singing works more effective that the newly improve sleeping pills! *Claps*
Other than this, you are a complete failure.

Thanks for booking me a seat right below your nose where I can clearly count your nostrils hairs.
*bow*
To keep you entertained, I will snore as loudly as I could right under your nostrils, but please be considerate and mind your saliva.

I LOVE MY FUTURE. EVERYONE DOES. Thanks for helping. But we prefer to "ruin" our bright future in our own hands. Screw this in your head.
We appreciate your kind gesture. But we dont need it by the moment. Keep it for your kids (if you have any.)

You need any pitching or toning lessons? I think my dog barks better than you do. My dog can sing " do re mi fa so " and "so fa mi re do" in a wide range of pitch and tones.
If you need lesson from my dog, call 999.
You are strongly encouraged to sign up for this course.

Did you say that that was your subject again? Wow, I didnt know you proclaimed yourself to be such an significant figure. Need us to present you an NOBLE AWARD?
Many students cant wait to throw rocks at you as a form of congratulations and appreciation cause you coined them another million bucksmisery subject to take in olevels.

Next, I DONT SLEEPWALK. Is sleeping any form of disruption during YOUR LESSON?
Consider yourself as an total complete failure because being in your career with many many years of experiences, YOU FAILED TO ENGAGE YOUR OWN PEOPLE DURING YOUR LESSON.
Haha, failure.
Are you sure you arent the one sleeping during your lesson? Cause, cant you sense it that many arent interested in YOUR lesson? O.O
Ooooo, you bored yourself out too. HAHA/
*hit snooze button*

I guess you will be most situable to become an nanny for irritating and hard-to-handle kids.
Cause they fall asleep the moment you open your mouth! Good job! *pats*
No worries, you will excel very well in that career. *Grins*

I scored an distinction for this essay. Are you proud of me, this smart student of yours, TEACHER?!?

Thank You.


I also wanna expree my gratitude to my english teacher.

Without her, THIS ESSAY WONT EVEN BE HERE.


Because of her, Im so motivated to write this essay. *bow*

*** This is fictional , once again. Dont be over suspicious. -.-