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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Sunday started bad early in the morn cause SIS wanted to go SEE LOOK OOGLE at Feilunhai @ IMM, JURONG EXCLAIMATION MARKS EXCLAIMATION MARKS.
Bloody hell ! Mum insisted that I wake up and go too. Obviously, I refused and got roared at. 好可怜的我咯~
My wonderful sunday sleep in went down like that. Curses.

Travelled down to Jurong in sleep mode. Got very very roudy and practically show face at everyone who tried to talk to me. Dangerous.

Cannot tahan the wait anymore and decided to go home first with Mom. And here comes the funny part. The so called rich-cause-i-am-very-thrifty sis came home with 4 plastic figurines of Feilunhai.
The figurines are as "big" as my palm. And it costs her about $20 plus or $30plus or $40plus. Not sure the exact amount. Obviously, Mom 's jaws dropped on the floor cause she trusted her so much as she's always mature with her money *ahem* I am also if buying dvds doesnt counts :D

Mom nagged and nagged. Classic lines!! I was LMAO{Laughing My Ass Off} on the sofa.

Mom :

"Wahlau! Take my money and waste on four pai-kia looking plastics! "

" You think money easy earn isit?? "

" HELLOH?!? Plastics lehs! Not really the real corpses of them leh!

"You better dont come tell you are hungry etc. I'll take the figurines and boil soup for you. Or, I'll will make sure you swallow the four pai-kia looking plastic !!"


" If you cant swallow them, I'll make them fly ONE BY ONE!"


When she says make them fly, she mean throw them out of the window

FUNNY ANOT YOU SAY.


Sis retaliated with....

"So and so spent $400 plus on MANGA each month"

Mom: " MAN-GA? (Jackfruit in Hokkien) " *super amused face*


I was eating my supper that, can you imagined how I almost choked on my food?
$400 plus a month spent on Jackfruits! HAH LOSER!

Saturday, March 28, 2009

*edited*

Venue : SB QUIET NATIONAL LIBRARY *shhhhhh*
Song : 陪衬品 - 言承旭

I MUST HAO LIAN NOW !!! Jonathan, justbought me a kinderjoy chocolate after I merely pass him a very casual remark last night on the coach when coming back to Singapore from Malacca.

KINDER JOY - The chocolate that comes in a egg form, hallow in the middle with a cute little toy in it. The very kind of chocolate that I love to bits and pieces when I was so young *ahem* I am still so young now. And also the very kind of chocolate that I have fever allery to it, medically proven. SWEAR ! I was very stubborn to admit that I will have fever everytime after I eat it, so I almost try endless times trying to get another Satisfying result. I just couldnt believe that I am acutally fever allergic to a heavenly chocolate(the cute toy is also why I loved it so much. Kill two birds with one stone. Got toy and chocolate. HEEHEE) that I loved so much. But Mom eventually stops me from doing so. Cause I dont have much pocket money then. So she stop buying it for me. So honestly speaking, I havent touch it since then. Sad face sad face sad face.


For saddist who wasted his/her life before this very moment,





Arh, memories for Kinder Joy :D Today, Ima gonna bu-reak the egg and made a comeback for my KinderJoy. WA-DAAAAA ~

Time really passes FAST. Last week at this time, I am still in Malacca. Ok, brb to post. ;]


I ate that kinderjoy* heart pain* but its different! I prefer the old version more =/

Friday, March 27, 2009

Today, Grandma is trying to my Determination on weight control. She whippied up a whole pot of her BEST braised-fatty-pig-trotters *slurps*
Sounds disgusting but damn yummy to a HUMONGOUS extent that Uncle 2 can come all the way down from Woodlands to her place just to eat and tao-bao it home.


How can I resist it man?!? surrender Pictures, Images and Photossurrender Pictures, Images and Photossurrender Pictures, Images and Photos
I managed to convinced myself its alright. Eat already then say.

Haha, Aloy says my grandma is cute. SHE IS :D
Ok, I shall tell an AUTHENTIC GrandmotherStory :D





*Cut Clear throat*





Today I ordered alot of appereals online. ( Yay to Online-shopping!(L) )
But I predicted that the 2 Shipments wont reach Singapore before Poly Starts. So I am afraid that that no one will be at home when the shipment arrive. Smart and Clever Yours truly *heehee* decided to direct all Shipments to Grandma's place instead cause she's at home everyday or at least, the maid will be.




To confirm her house Address, I rang her up.




Me: "Hello Ahma! Li ay teh-chi si si-mi? Sin-ga-po si-mi?"
Meaning: Whats your address and postal code

Ahma : Bedok park{ "park" in hokkien means North if i am not wrong }

Me : "Wa zhai si bedok park."
Meaning : I know its bedok North.


Then I went on to ask to refer to the address on her Bills letters. And told her to read me the many many number with **9(her block number) behind.

Ahma: "0*******"
She gave me a srting of absurd number. HAHAHAHA

Me : "Huh? Zhin ay bo?"
Meaning : Really meh?

Ahma: "ZHIN AY!! Gou wu ou bei wa waik bu tio!"
Meaning: Really! But still got some behind I cannot see!


I was like this after hearing what she said -->Confused Pictures, Images and Photos Quack?

So I told her nevermind, wait for mum to confirm with me. Cause where got postal code so funny one. And from what I remember it starts with "4" not zero.



Then she probe on on why I want her address for what...




Me: *in a serious-but-i-am-joking manner* I want to write you LOVE LETTER

Ahma: *laughs* "Zhin ay bo? Ho ah li kong ay!"
Meaning: True anot? Ok you say one. '

Then she contniue telling me what Grandpa say when she told him she want to hold hands! OMG!
SEE WHAT I MEANT uh huh uh huh?!

-end Authentic GRANDMOTHER STORY-

Really its grandmama story. Other then its tenny weeny lou-sou -.-





I give you more of JY(L)(L) :D







I prefer to taiwan version of Meteor Garden to the Japan one cause got JY & Barbie Hsu. Korean one I havent watch it yet, so no comment!

I have another shipment to my house. Total 3 shipments! :D I will be having another shipment to confirm on Sunday. So total 4 shipments! WOORAY!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

*drool*
What a funny way to start a post. By drooling, hah lol !
I've beening ransacking and tossing over my house in search for Meteor Garden VCD. Gaga, I felt so stupid last time. Spent $100 plus just on one set of drama. The price tag's still on the box. I felt cheated. $100 plus for a set of VCD drama, daddy must be a fool to buy it then.
But still I love that drama damn loads! *ahem* I love JY too :D

In any case you dont what is the hot Meteor Garden drama I am talking about ,,,,





Hi ever-slow ducky !! *frantic waves* Quack?!
(For the above) Quacky quack?!?




Hi JY shuai ge :D

Now you know what I mean uh huh uh huh
Go google his pictures yourself if you wanna oogle more. Aiyo, haahaaaa ~

Grandma has been treating me like a Farm-animal these days.
She know I bloody hell couldnt resist her 拿手好菜 so she kept cooking and cooking and cooking. And me ate and ate and ate with realizing that I should watch my diet and control my weight.

Finally, she told me her intention only yesterday.
"zou mi li buay bui ah? gou cheik leh~ ai gui oak liao"

Meaning : Why you wont fat one ah? Eat somemore leh. School gonna reopen already.

No wonder she has been even more busying in kitchen. Why I didnt I realsie her intention earlier ? blow bubbles Pictures, Images and Photos Lucky, I didnt much any significant weight uh huh uh huh.

Now, I some how sympathise with the chickens, ducks and pigs at the farm. Oh ya, cows also.. Mooooooooo ~

School gonna start, big deal mehxzxzxz ?!?
I ask again.
School gonna start, big deal meeehhhhxzxzxz ?!?
Yes, it mean a deal to me but not big. Cause I cant have long sleeping hours already. Ah my life

Ok, because school is gonna start, I wanna sleep early. Its 2.45 am now. Last night I went to bed at 11.30 because Mom screamed and yada yada in my ears. And I fall asleep around 2.30 -.-zzz

Goodnight, and Jerry Yan is wooooooooooolala/

Monday, March 23, 2009

Back with some Malacca Trip photos and new B-song Seriously Lovestruck Yoyo monkeyNew love! oh yeaaaaah








Jonathan's candid shot on coach.

These are only what I have due to the fact I have a great cam-phone but lau-ya birdy battery. You can continue watching out for this space for more photos once I got them from Sis (only if I am not lazy) Heeheee ~

SQ has been pestering me for the photos the very moment I got home and came online. %$*!#@%*&!$
Whatever. The hotel wasnt as ulu ulu as I pictured. In fact is was nicer and much more sunshine.sun Pictures, Images and Photos

Not much was really spent on shopping( thanks alot fucktard -.- ) But I've got some worthy buys and much ringgits leftovers. *mumbles to self* Nehmind, I'll be back there for more shoppings :D Lunch there was uberly uberly superly cheap cheap and nice. Had authentic Nonya dinner at the hotel Resturant. I dont like the curry. Taste like coconut milk only that its orange in color. BLUEHXZXZXZXZXZ Vomit/throwing up Yoyo monkey
-end of trip post for now-


Holiday is gonna be over in about half a month. No more panda-eye camps hahaha. I need to reformat my body clock O. LOL. I couldnt just switch back to my previous school days lifestyle with just a snap of my fingers. I wish I could. Hah!

I am excited for poly!



I need a haircut.



I confused myself every time. I hate myself for being so easy influenced by myself and fickle minded about how I felt. Once in a trillion years, I picked up my courage ignoring that voice speaking behind my head. That kind of courage will never last for long like I wished. Maybe its better this way.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Lets not probe further into the dirty linen in my previous post. Oh whatever. I need a channel to voice out my anger and express myself. This is it. Malacca trip wasnt much excepted and much excepted. I have been contradicting with my words recently, didn't I.

There wasnt much shopping and enjoyable moment like I excepted and yearns to. Least, what I most excepted to come from you did really happen. Fuck birdyface asshole. I always had the picture of a perfect family without having talks-behind one and another but you are always in the way. YES! I dont care if you see yourself as part of our family now cause you're a sore and a HUMONGOUS one fyi. So what you are married into our fam? OH YA ! Thats the whole main point thang! You are married into our fam. You are not related to us anyway in a brutal way.

You bloodeh hell pushed all the blame to me and sis. Disgusting fuckface. I hate to do this to "closest kin" but yea. You created hell for us first.

You maxed out the dictionary of nasty words and actions. You deserved death.

Thanks for creating hell for me during Chinese New Year, Campings at East coast and Pasir Ris park, this Malacca Trip, That day I was at ahyi's house, Chalet, and every cousin meetups with we have.

I rather not have your child there if it means that you will be there creating hell for us, other children. Your child is an emperor and other children arent even as worthy as dog poo. You deserved death *BANG BANG*

& Close families members would not do

under-hand stuffs like these.


Yeah, yo're so right. *roll eyes*


p/s I am speaking in a sarcastic tone.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Satisfied with at least what we used to share, I am moving on with and without it.

Just to think i am actually looking for to Malacca trip more than I think I am. Hah, shopping! WOOTS! Best of all, itza-natha sponsored trip by Ahyi. While Jonathan was at our place to play this morning. He was enjoying himself that he decided to sleep over here. Heh!

Me : eh you all just now play monopoly I never join. We play after this(dinner) ok?
Jonathan: Dont play with Esther jiejie. She make you dance for her when you lose. *super innocent tone*
Esther : *Snigger with mouth full of rice.*

Inside joke. It was a prank. Sis was cheating on his innocence. IT IS VERY FUNNY! I couldnt stop laughing!

I am re-watching Meteor Garden one ! OMGF ZONG MEXXZXZXZ. Cant tahan the storyline! HAWD! *melt* Cannot tahan DMS & SC *melt again* I can go on melt at this rate I swear.

Shopping starts tomorrow morning and I am gonna get that set of VCD from me self. Jonathan is still here playing hang man with Esther and their hang man word they playing on on is : CHA-HOKKIEN-MEE & rojak.

Happy hanging cause I am going shopping !