I wanna pee badly a min ago. So I went to the toilet at the kitchen. I switched on light and walked in happily cause I am going to relieved myself. So Yay until I saw a motha fucker big lizrd up on the ceiling.
BIG
ENORMOUSLY
HUMONGOUS
GIGANTIC
GROSS LIZARD.
It was so big that I could see it so clearly that it has a white spot on its disgustingly slimy tail. WAH LAU EH!
Mummy says :"那只lizard白白胖胖的是吗? 我只道 . "
-.- TMD ! She still can say "我只道". Lizard got 白白胖胖 because we got too many bits and crumps of leftovers in the dustbin. And this shows how well we are eating. HAHA!
My pee went right back in I swear. I screamed at the sight of it and ran all the ran to already sleeping Mummy and drag her up to whack that lizard. She's an expert when it comes to this! But when we went back, lizard gone. *clench fist* It escaped!
But I didnt dare to pee so i came back here to do my online shopping :D But the feeling sucks you know.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
WANT TO PEE, BUT CANNOT PEE.
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Because .......
ITS LIKE ITS THERE, BUT ITS NOT.
ITS LIKE ITS THERE, BUT ITS NOT.
ITS LIKE ITS THERE, BUT ITS NOT.
ITS LIKE ITS THERE, BUT ITS NOT.
ITS LIKE ITS THERE, BUT ITS NOT.
ITS LIKE ITS THERE, BUT ITS NOT.
ITS LIKE ITS THERE, BUT ITS NOT.
ITS LIKE ITS THERE, BUT ITS NOT.
ITS LIKE ITS THERE, BUT ITS NOT.
ITS LIKE ITS THERE, BUT ITS NOT.
ITS LIKE ITS THERE, BUT ITS NOT.
ITS LIKE ITS THERE, BUT ITS NOT.
ITS LIKE ITS THERE, BUT ITS NOT.
ITS LIKE ITS THERE, BUT ITS NOT.
ITS LIKE ITS THERE, BUT ITS NOT.
ITS LIKE ITS THERE, BUT ITS NOT.
ITS LIKE ITS THERE, BUT ITS NOT.
ITS LIKE ITS THERE, BUT ITS NOT.
ITS LIKE ITS THERE, BUT ITS NOT.
ITS LIKE ITS THERE, BUT ITS NOT.
ITS LIKE ITS THERE, BUT ITS NOT.
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You should try -.-
Speaking of this, I was showering earlier on and suddenly viola !
BIG BLACK OMG GROSS cockroach siting right beside me on the piping.
2 scary encounters in one night at the same toilet. How unkucky eh. F. Of course I scream la.
Mummy and sis came running to the toilet asking what happen. But obviously who dares to run out toilet naked halfway through shampoo-ing. Hieng my toilet is a long long rectangular shape.
"有ka-zhua是吗? aiya~ 把它当成你那只每次有事没事那来下人的玩具lor ~~~ "
Is she still my mother? Taking advantages of situation to suan me -.-
Those who got scared by my fake ka-zhua before confirm will smile upon seeing this. Slap you la~
How can a FAKE cockroach compare to this?
I got dress up and went into the room toilet and bathe in the bathtub :D Anyway, I am getting a pesticide tmr to get good riddance of all unwanted guest in my house. *crack fist + evil smile*
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